[Foodies] Food & Wine Monday Jan 20th

[Romeo Taus]

We have a menu for Monday  Jan 
20th.   http://www.eurocafe.com/foodwine/20030120/
Let's start the new year right.
Marriage is like taking a hot bath.
After you've been in it for a while...it isn't so hot.
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If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table
and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant.
Every table had an argument going.
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You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on 
two legs
then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second you 
catch yourself?
I feel like that all the time.
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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a 
women are their eyes.
And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of 
liars.
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Whenever I feel blue,
I start breathing again.
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
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Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred Dollars
and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
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I'm not 40-something . . . I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling.
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In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.
  I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment,
and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."
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You read about all these terrorists, most of them came here legally, but 
they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years.
Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and 
those people are all over you.
  Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.


Romeo Taus
Chef-Owner
Romeo@EuroCafe.com
480-962-4224